It is one of the known facts that women have a longer lifespan than men. What could be the probable cause of the early deaths of men? Are they cursed? No, it is only because women do not do half the crazy stuff men do and tend to live longer.
15+ Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men
This is why Women live longer than men
Got to work this morning and my boss told me ‘have a good day’, so I went home and had a great day!
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.
That moment when there’s a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
I really should do something with my life… maybe tomorrow.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
When Nothing is going right, go left.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
A Walk to Remember
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This is the reason why Women live longer than men